Agent Provocateur Debuts Croquet Lingerie for Athleisure Sex Needs

Nothing but hotness these two, as one leans down to aim her shot.

Your average cool girl might turn to Heathers for some croquet game fashion inspo.

But Agent Provocateur’s new Autumn/Winter lookbook imagines a saucier getup for hitting the grass. The brand styled two models in their patented classy pink and black lingerie at play, and you have to admit the results are pretty funny. Sports. It’s the sort of hilarious fantasy that we haven’t really seen from them. (The concept was two “naughty girls” out for a romp in an old English manor house.)

We think it all looks exactly as wacky as it sounds. But why should hitting the ball in thigh-high tights and a garter belt remain the stuff of fantasy? These prepsters in traditional body coverage totally miss the point. Croquet is probably scientifically proven to be one of the most low-impact sports, so staging your own croquet game without real clothes isn’t really such a stretch.

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