A Week In NYC On A $70000 Salary

Day 1

10 a.m. — Lounge around apartment, make breakfast and tea at home.

12 p.m. — Hair appointment. I get highlights for first time to cover newly discovered greys. Or “sparklers,” as the stylist calls them. She does a really good job and they’re very subtle, so I plan on trying to go only three times per year. $153

3 p.m. — Wander around Soho. Pop in at Zara and try on a few things, but the line to purchase is so long, I think better of it and leave empty-handed.

3:30 p.m. — Buy a tea at Dean DeLuca for the tail end of this cold and to help keep me from coughing on the subway. $3

4:30 p.m. — I stop by Harmons to pick up household items. I get dish soap, Tupperware, toilet paper, etc. It’s cheaper than the local drug stores, but it’s like my Target. I always leave with more than what’s on my list. $30

5 p.m. — Groceries at Trader Joe’s. Bananas, berries, eggs, salsa, green beans, spinach, mushrooms, yogurt, plus a few flowers for the apartment. $63

5:45 p.m. — Transfer at 34th street before realizing the D train isn’t running. Transfer again and struggle with heavy grocery bags before giving up and taking a cab to Harlem. $21.80

8 p.m. — Netflix and chill by myself. Since I’ve been a little under the weather, I stay in, make dinner, give myself a manicure, and watch Chelsea Does.

Daily Total: $270.80

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Geordie Shore’s Marnie Simpson strips down to her underwear

The Northern lass has teased ending her relationship with Geordie Shore’s Aaaron Chalmers after he recently admitted to cheating, so she might be back on the market, lads. 

Meanwhile Marnie’s also been hitting out at other Geordie Shore castmembers on Twitter this week, writing: “It’s about time Geordie Shore introduced some fit younger lads.

“Get rid of Gary Beadle Aaron, both old as f**k, boring and full of sh*t.”

Let the battle commence on Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle, Tuesday at 10pm on MTV.

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