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Much to your binge-watching pleasure, two of Netflix’s most popular series, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Orange is the New Black, are gearing up for their respective new season premieres. And what better way to celebrate than by toasting with a glass of pinot noir honey jar hooch?!
PREPARE TO WATCH ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY
In a genius crossover parody, the Litchfield ladies of OINTB put their own spin on “Peeno Noir,” Titus Andromedon’s ode to genitalia that became 2015’s unofficial Song of the Summer after debuting on Kimmy Schmidt. Because fine wine is hard to come by in prison, though, the OINTB crew sing about their homemade jail yard hooch, lovingly referred to as their “Honey Jar.” Like the insanely catchy and nonsensical “Peeno Noir,” everything must rhyme with the title: “behind bars,” “screwdri-var,” “kitchen czar,” and even “stalk Christo-phar” (sung by Morello, of course).
Big Boo, Dascha, Taystee, Alex, Sophia, Crazy Eyes, and all the rest of your fave prison ladies (sans Piper) make an appearance in the hilarious vid. And as a nice little refresher of the past three seasons, they even throw in a few references to OITNB plot lines, including Red’s chicken obsession, Piper’s budding lingerie business, and Black Cindy’s new Jewishness.
OITNB returns June 17 and Kimmy Schmidt is back April 15. Count on both shows to remind you that “females are strong as hell,” dammit.
‘THE UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT’ SEASON 2 TRAILER PROMISES MORE SUNNY INSANITY
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She enjoyed a sun-soaked holiday in Barbados a few weeks ago.
And Michelle Mone was still boasting a deep orange glow from her exotic travels as she enjoyed an evening of fine dining at Scott’s restaurant in London on Monday night.
The bronzed 44-year-old lingerie entrepreneur – who is still sporting a sizable cast after falling down a manhole and breaking her foot – flashed a beaming smile as she hopped into a taxi at the end of the night.
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Bronzed: Lingerie mogul Michelle Mone was sporting a healthy tan as she dined out at Scott’s restaurant in London on Monday
Michelle looked like she’d had a great night, appearing in high spirits as she left the upmarket eatery.
The former Ultimo bra tycoon was smartly clad in a plunging blue jumpsuit, displaying some cleavage by leaving several buttons unopened.
The blonde covered up in a smart camel coat with loose lapels, and accessorising with a few choice pieces of silver jewellery.
Battle wounds: Michelle is still sporting a sizable cast after falling down a manhole and breaking her foot
Michelle announced the injury to her thousands of Twitter followers earlier this month by posting a picture of her resting at home with her foot in a protective boot up on a chair.
She said: ‘Home from hospital, thanks to the great team. Fell down a man hole yesterday broken my foot. Biz as norm.’
Twitter followers wished her a speedy recovery but Lady Mone seemed resolutely positive and added: ‘It’s only a foot, people go through a lot worse. Business schedule won’t change.’
Stylish attire: Michelle kept covered up in a camel covered coat and a plunging navy jumpsuit
Hobbling about: The 44-year-old star is believed to have injured herself during a night out with friends near her home city of Glasgow
The mishap is believed to have happened near her Glasgow home following a night out with friends after she returned from a Caribbean holiday.
She tweeted the day before: ‘Landed… no time for jetlag… weekend with the girls… all 10 of us.’
Michelle founded bra and underwear business Ultimo in 1996 but announced in August that she had left to concentrate on politics and other business interests.
She was controversially appointed to the House of Lords in October and has not spoken in any debates since.
New projects: Michelle founded bra and underwear business Ultimo in 1996 but announced in August that she had left to concentrate on politics
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