Britney Spears’ New Lingerie Ads Are Basically Romance Novels [VIDEOS]

Britney Spears is debuting the spring collection of her Intimate lingerie, and the sultry video ads pretty much sound like romance novels, especially with Lingerieney’s breathy narration. (Yes, we just referred to Britney as Lingerieney because that is now a thing that is happening.)

For the “Eris” clip, the sexy vid is awash in peachy gold as Britney breathes the seductive voiceover.

“Each soft breath becomes a story. Each story, a sweet intimacy that becomes lingerie,” she narrates as clips of sepia-tinged chandeliers and lilacs flit across the screen. “With satin bows, and laces that tease and tame the hearts’ desires. Hot enough to melt a moon, a man, or maybe a dream.”

For the “Endine” vid, the theme is a little less 50 Shades of Grey and a little more Old Hollywood glam, reminding us of her “Lucky” music video in the best way possible.

“It was an era of magical elegance,” Britney says as the video cuts to images of her in the white lingerie. “Glamorous women grace silver screens and dreams. When luxurious sensuality swept women throughout the night and sometimes, even the day.”

Britney Army, what do you think of Britney’s Intimate lingerie collection? We think if the “sweet intimacy” can magically transform itself into underwear — you know, sans the aid of any workers or machinery — then sign us up. Britney Spears’ lingerie = pure magic.

Check out the romance-novel-inspired videos above and below!

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Lingerie Brand Curvy Kate Recreates Infamous Victoria’s Secret ‘Perfect Body …

You will probably remember the epic fail that was last year’s Victoria’s Secret ‘Perfect Body‘ campaign. You’ll probably remember seeing those words splashed across a shot of ten skinny, small hipped, long-legged air-brushed models.

Well a new advertisement for a busty women’s lingerie brand has gone and done what Victoria’s Secret should have in the first place: shown what a perfect body actually looks like.

(Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret)

The inventive ad, created by Curvy Kate also offers ten women modelling their wares. But in this image, the women are all of different sizes. Some are tall, some short, some large, some small.

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The original Victoria’s Secret campaign was so maligned that you could practically hear the heads rolling down at the HQ after more than 27,000 people signed a petition at Change.org demanding an apology. The words were removed, but the slip up was not forgotten.

(Photo Credit: Curvy Kate)

Curvy Kate have responded to media pressure by running a competition called Star in A Bra, wear a ‘real woman’ will be selected as the company’s new lingerie model. The women pictured are the top ten contestants.

On the selection, Curvy Kate said: “With the public outcry for the use of more realistic images in the media, Star in a Bra champions the use of relatable role models and promotes a positive approach to body image.

“We want to show you exactly how our lingerie will look and fit on a variety of body shapes, cementing that there isn’t one type of perfect body.”

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