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NFL Drawing Replacement Referees From Lingerie Football League — Awesome

August 11, 2012 by  
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In case you haven’t been following, the NFL is currently locking out its referees and will be using replacement referees until a new collective bargaining agreement can be reached. And the two sides aren’t even speaking at this point, so we could be in for a long season.

Where are these replacement referees coming from? In a memo obtained by SB Nation last month, the NFL instructed scouts to approach prospective replacement officials and said the league was specifically looking for:

1. An official who have recently retired from a successful career in college officiating and is still physically able to officiate at a high level of competency.

2. Lower division college officials, professional league officials and semi-professional league officials whose window of opportunity for advancement has pretty much closed but who have the ability to work higher levels but just got overlooked.

Does the Lingerie Football League count as a semi-professional league? Because that’s where at least one replacement official reportedly came from. Yesterday, Fox’s Mike Pereira — the former VP of officiating for the NFL — said that the NFL has been dubiously trumping up the experience level of the replacement officials.

ProFootballTalk first reported on Pereira’s comments:

“Regarding Craig Ochoa, for example, who served as the referee during the Hall of Fame game, Pereira says that the league has trumped up Ochoa’s experience level.

They’ve tried to say that Craig Ochoa… was a BCS official, that he worked in the Big Ten.  He didn’t work in the Big Ten.  He’s not been a major college official.  I don’t think the NFL is going to say that he actually got released midway through the last Lingerie Football League season as a referee.  I don’t think the league is going to put that out.  The league wants as little out as possible.  They don’t want people talking about it.  They don’t want me talking about it.”

The NFL denies that Ochoa was fired from the Lingerie League and says he has many years of experience officiating college football. Still, in the very first preseason game of the season — the Hall of Fame game — the NFL used an official who may or may not have been able to hack it in the Lingerie Football League. Want to guess how it turned out?

It wasn’t pretty.

“We were all laughing on the sidelines at how clueless they were,” one player told CBSSports.com’s Mike Freeman. Freeman added, “It got so bad players began mocking the replacement officials. Players also say some of the officials began arguing amongst themselves vocally in front of the players.”

The NFL is showing no signs that it intends to end the lockout, meaning that players and fans will be subjected to even worse officiating than usual. You might think that protecting the integrity of the game would be paramount to NFL owners. They did just file a lawsuit trying to prevent sports gambling in New Jersey after all. But then, NFL owners have never let bad public relations stand in the way of making every last dollar they can (see also: NFL’s blackout policy).

To all the fans who seem to think there is no difference because NFL officials are terrible anyway, think again. It can get worse — a lot worse. Considering that the NFL probably put its best replacement crew out there for the Hall of Fame game, we should all shudder to think how bad some of the worst replacement crews might be.

To quote Deadspin’s Jack Dickey, “So far, so bad.”


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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie may be set to have wedding in France this weekend …

August 11, 2012 by  
Filed under Choosing Lingerie

Is Hollywood’s most gorgeous super duo finally getting hitched?

Speculation is at fever pitch that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, engaged since April, are getting married in the coming days at Chateau Miraval, their ultra-private estate in the south of France.

Preparations for a party are underway, a source told British newspaper The Sun, and locals believe the planning extends beyond a reported 50th wedding anniversary bash for Pitt’s parents, Jane and Bill.

“Brad flew in to oversee preparations, but they’re all here now,” an unidentified source told The Sun. “They say it’s for Jane and Bill, but some think this could be it.”

While The Sun predicts the nuptials will take place Saturday, local French newspaper Var-Matin is betting on Aug. 18 because the mayor postponed a local fair set for that weekend.

Celebrity photo agency x17Online rushed a paparazzo to the property Friday and reported no signs of party prep at the $35 million chateau close to Brignoles, a tiny village not far from Aix-en-Provence.

The newly renovated 14th-century estate has its own chapel, a feature that’s fueled rumors the pair would wed in France after Pitt popped the question with a giant diamond ring he personally designed with jeweler Robert Procop.

Reps for the couple did not immediately respond to requests for comment Friday.

Pitt, 48, and Jolie, 37, met while filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” in 2005, when Pitt was still married to actress Jennifer Aniston.

They now travel the world on film and humanitarian projects with their brood of six kids — Maddox, 11, Pax, 8, Zahara, 7, Shiloh, 6, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 4 — in tow.

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Rumors of a wedding at Chateau Miraval have lit up online. (Stephane Lenhof / Splash News)

The A-listers rarely speak about their relationship, but Jolie recently told CBS’s “60 Minutes” that she was such a bad girl before she met Pitt, she’s lucky to be alive.

“I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. … I did the worst, and for many reasons, I shouldn’t be here,” she told the news show, declining to give specifics.

“I’m still a bad girl,” she said, “I still have that side of me … It’s just in its place now … It belongs to Brad.”

Though Pitt and Jolie originally said marriage was off the table until gay couples across the country shared the same right to walk down the aisle, Pitt told The Hollywood Reporter in January that their kids badly wanted a wedding.

“It’s a promise for the future, and their kids are very happy,” Pitt’s manager said when she confirmed the engagement.

In an earlier interview with Australia’s “60 Minutes,” Pitt said the family of eight might grow yet again.

“I don’t know that we’re finished. I don’t know yet,” he said.

With a big smile, the shaggy blond actor said his kids with Jolie were the driving force behind all his decisions.

“If I’m choosing a film now, I want it to be maybe less immature than things I’ve done in the past. I’m very conscious they’re going to see it when they’re adults. I want it to mean something to them. I want them to think dad’s all right. It changes everything. Everything. And it’s so damn interesting.”

ndillon@nydailynews.com

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