Study Proves Lingerie Means You’re Up For Sex By Dressing Female Rats in …

The latest scientific discovery involving surefire ways to get a bro’s attention is too hilarious to ignore. Researchers dressed up female rats in little jackets to prove that men associate getting laid with clothing.

The Concordia University in Montreal study let male rats with v-cards have relations with female rats wearing special jackets. By the next mating round, the male rats already had a preference for the females with jackets demonstrating that men associate certain clothes with sexy time, and it’s forever burned in their brains. Researcher Gonzalo R. Quintana Zunino said male rodents quickly pick up that “each time my partner wears lingerie, I’m going to have sex.” The males also mounted the female subjects in the jackets more often and finished more quickly with them.

You could always go for granny panties if you’re not up for anything tonight. Those or some pointy sea legs should do the trick.

[LiveScience]

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Thieves steal $2400 in lingerie from Oregon store

The Associated Press

TUALATIN, Ore. — Police in the Portland suburb of Tualatin say five members of what appears to be an organized theft ring have stolen more than $2,400 worth of high-end lingerie from a store in a shopping center.

Lt. Greg Pickering said Monday that one of the ring members distracted the lone clerk at Posh Lingerie on Sunday evening while others stole lingerie items.

The store was able to obtain surveillance photos of the suspects. Police are investigating.

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