Lingerie Football in Atlanta: A ‘Loser-Loser’ Proposition?

Bare Facts About Newest Local Attraction

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By A. Scott Walton

Atlanta glut of mega-churches makes it the hub of the Bible Belt.

Conversely, the city’s surplus number of strip clubs qualifies it as the Garter Belt capital of the U.S.

So, is the Lingerie Football League’s plan to launch an Atlanta franchise a stroke of genius, or a sinful lapse of good judgment?

Lingerie Football League founder and Chairman, Mitchell Mortaza, just issued a statement saying: “Atlanta is one of those signature markets that any sports league targets. What primarily drove our decision to come to Atlanta was the incredible interest from the city, host arenas and fans.”

Ironically, Atlanta’s least-dressed squad won’t play its games in the city proper; rather, it will host IFL mash-ups in the north Georgia bastion of moral conservatism, Gwinnett County.

Chiming in with Mortaza’s remarks, Gwinnett Center GM Joseph Dennis uttered: “It is our intetion to offer a diverse range of entertainment options for the community and believe this unique sport is a way to reach a new audience.”

What he means by “diverse” is anyone’s guess. Those within the target market should circle the dates for the only two home games on the calendar: Saturday April 13 and Saturday May 12. The Lingerie League thrives based on pay-per-view fans more comfortable watching in the privacy of their homes.

Women who’ve girded their loins to play in such a league should monitor the LFL web site for news about open try-outs. In the meantime, there’s still the matter of selecting a name for the team.

The league has issued an open call to fans seeking suggestions that are due by Friday, October 19.

Here are examples of franchise tags that are already taken: the San Diego Seduction, the Seattle Mist, the Dallas Desire, the Denver Dream, the Chicago Bliss, the Los Angeles Temptation, and the Orlando Fantasy.

See the slideshow for (ahem) inspiration.

So what should Atlanta’s team be called? The Georgia Gold-Diggers? The Dirty Girlz? The Home-Wreckers?

And what will the winning entrant receive as a prize? Season tickets? Or a lap-dance at half time?

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Bad Break Up: Jennifer Colwell Charged With Lingerie Store Arson

DANA POINT, Calif. — Authorities say a California woman believed to be distraught over a breakup was charged with trying to torch a lingerie store where her ex-boyfriend bought underthings.

Prosecutors say 42-year-old Jennifer Colwell pleaded not guilty on Wednesday to felony arson.

Orange County sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino says Colwell was apparently distraught over the failed relationship.

KCBS-TV (cbsloc.al/QIKjcO) says the breakup led Colwell to stuff a pillowcase with gifts her ex bought at Intimate Obsessions.

Investigators say she then went to the Dana Point store early Tuesday, soaked the pillowcase in gasoline and set it on fire in an attempt to burn down the business.

Firefighters extinguished the blaze before it spread to the lingerie store.

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• Kidney Catastrophe

  Is it appropriate to ask your ex to return a gift post-divorce? This Long Island surgeon certainly thinks so. He gave his wife a kidney while they were married. But after she filed for divorce in July 2005, a href=”http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/localid=6591415″ target=”_hplink”he wanted it back/a.

• Splitting The Assets

  After divorcing his wife of 18 years in October 2008, Moeun Sarim wanted exactly 50 percent of his marital assets. To collect his share, he gathered up his tools, called his relatives for help and a href=”http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27113959/ns/world_news-weird_news/t/cambodians-saw-house-divorce-settlement/” target=”_hplink”sawed his house in half/a. His ex-wife still lives on her side.

• Mama’s Boy

  A young Italian groom was so unready to leave his mother’s side, he brought her on his honeymoon in January this year. His unimpressed bride a href=”http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110129/lf_ac/7728736_motherinlaw_destroys_italian_couples_marriage” target=”_hplink”asked for a divorce three weeks later/a.

• Getting Her Goat

  Steve Killeen and his wife already had a dog, but she wanted more pets. One day, she saw photos of baby goats online and decided she had to have one. But after they split in October 2009, a href=”http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/money/money-matters/man-who-got-his-wifes-goat-in-bizarre-divorce-settlement/story-fn300aev-1225788539626″ target=”_hplink”her ex-husband got her goat/a. Literally.

• Walled In

  This couple agreed to divorce in 2007, but neither would move out their marital home. Tired of their arguments, a judge ordered the couple to a href=”http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17856207/from/RS.1″ target=”_hplink”split the house in half/a–by building a wall through it.

• Was It My Crow’s Feet?

  This woman got married at age 30, but told her husband she was just 24. Ten years into their marriage, in November 2007, a href=”http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-11/28/content_6284496.htm” target=”_hplink”he found out about the lie/a–and asked for a divorce.

• Grown Up Grounded

  One man a href=”http://newyorkdivorcenews.com/child-support-violations-leads-to-unusual-ruling/331028/” target=”_hplink”failed to pay child support/a, to the tune of $14,000, last June. To control his spending, a judge took away his TV, internet, magazine, cell phone and newspaper privileges.

• Tattle Tale

  What would you do if your pet bird started to say things like “divorce” or “be patient”? In June 2001, a href=”http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/06/19/china.bird/index.html” target=”_hplink”those phrases/a proved to one woman that her husband had been unfaithful–and that was grounds for divorce.

• What’s Mine Is Yours

  This couple had a hard time deciding who would get the farm after they split in 2008. To solve the problem–and ensure that his ex-wife got her fair share–a href=”http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/04/us-serbia-divorce-idUSL0317448420080404″ target=”_hplink”this farmer used a grinder/a to cut his farm equipment in half.

• Phallic Faux Pas

  Size mattered emtoo/em much a href=”http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/241571-man-faces-divorce-after-penis-extension-breaks-during-sex” target=”_hplink”for this man/a. His wife split in 2008 after a prosthetic penis extension snapped off during sex.

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