Someone’s Attempt To Censor This Lingerie Ad Turned The Poor Model Into …
November 23, 2014 by admin
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Happy Friday, guys! It is time for another instalment of “Can you believe these people have jobs editing photos for a living?” Today’s entry comes to us via Hakken, a sexy lingerie store that did something unspeakable to this poor stocking model’s nether regions.
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Many bad choices bring us to this moment, where we stand together looking at the photo of a nude model whose crotch has been Photoshopped smoother than Barbie’s. The bruise stays, though, because that’s not creepy at all.
As far as I can tell, it seems that Hakken is selling the fishnet thigh-highs. Rather than throw on a pair of underpants, they decided the model should be photographed in just the thigh-highs. Maybe they thought if the model had underwear we wouldn’t be able to tell what they were selling. But they did not want actual vagina on the website (take a shot for the first commenter who says “It’s not a vagina, it’s a vulva!”) so they just … blurred out her entire lap.
The thing that looks like a little bruise is actually a tattoo of a Chinese character. I cannot even begin to speculate about why the person manning the Photoshop machine for Hakken decided that a painful-looking bruise was better than a little tattoo, but with a photo mangled this badly it barely matters. For a regular picture, the tattoo-turned-bruise might qualify as a Photoshop hack job on its own, but in this case it’s taking a distant back seat to the horrorshow that is this model’s completely flat crotch.
Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of just posting a little heart or a black censorship bar over the area one wants obscured? That is much easier and significantly less creepy looking than this.
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Kim Kardashian Poses In Lingerie for Sexy Perfume Ad—See the Pic!
November 23, 2014 by admin
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Bombshell alert!
Kim Kardashian recently shared the new ad for her seventh fragrance, Fleur Fatale…and she is one femme fatale!
In the glamorous photo, the 34-year-old reality star wears a pink bustier and briefs underneath a fur jacket, and sports messy voluminous hair. Although North West‘s mom is a bit more covered up than we’ve seen her in recent weeks, she still manages to convey her signature sex appeal by flaunting a little cleavage.
“So proud of my 7th fragrance called Fleur Fatale in stores now!!! #Roses,” she captioned the pic.
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The Instagram photo also features the design of the bottle, which is shaped like Kim’s favorite flower—a white rose. The hot mama traveled to Australia earlier this week to promote the launch of her latest perfume, which is infused with floral notes.
During an interview with Mornings, Kanye West‘s other half said the scent is for “anyone who wants to feel beautiful because when you’re pregnant your whole sense of smell changes and right after I had my daughter, I became obsessed with roses.”
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The brunette beauty’s jam-packed week of interviews and appearances Down Under also included turning heads on the red carpet at the Spice Market in a racy Atsuko Kudo latex ensemble and catching a private screening of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1 with her glam squad.
Kim’s verdict on the movie? Apparently, it’s so good we’re all going to die!
Tune into Kourtney Khloé Take the Hamptons Sunday night at 9 p.m. only on E!
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